News is the former Jacksonville Jaguars wide receiver Jimmy Smith just got popped with crack cocaine and marijuana in his car. I for one never had or never will have a problem with anyone and some weed, but crack, come on man.

How does one go from being a NFL star to this shit? I mean he had his problems, don’t we all? So he tossed out a record of 862 receptions, 12,287 receiving yards, 67 touchdowns and a five-time Pro Bowl player. Now… just another fucking crackhead.

Damn Shame…

Beyonce’s raw, allegedly unedited live performance of “If I Were a Boy” on The Today Show.

Well if this is true, then we all now know what it sound like to strangle a fucking cat while it chews on marbles.

Well the verdict’s in and that crazy fuck Phil Spector was convicted of second-degree murder! 30 hours of deliberations, 30 hours to finally nail this shit bag and the best part is they (the jury) had the option of choosing “involuntary manslaughter”, but went for second-degree murder, which was the most severe option offered.

So this means the “Spector” is looking at a mandatory life, which breaks down to 18 long ass years before being eligible for parole. Now we just have to wait for sentencing on May 29.

Well it seems that Billy Bob Thornton’s band “The Boxmasters” have canceled the rest of their Canadian tour, claiming that “due to one band member and several of the crew having the flu.”

I call BullShit! Lets look at what went down, first Billy Bob says that “”Canadian audiences seem to be very reserved,” he told Ghomeshi. “We tend to play places where people throw things at each other. Here, they just sort of sit there. And it doesn’t matter what you say to ‘em. … It’s mashed potatoes but no gravy.”

Now forward to The Boxmasters opening for Willie Nelson last Thursday in Toronto, where they were meet with boo’s and calls of “Here comes the gravy.” The Flu my ass, in my book Billy Bob insulted the people who payed to see him and now he’s to chicken shit to face the music.

Congrats Billy, your an official Celebtard!

So Billy Bob goes on CBC radio, the Canadian public broadcaster and Thornton takes a huge dive into bizarro land. He evades simple questions, criticized the host for mentioning his movie background and just overall fucking spaces out.

By the reactions of the other band members, I’d almost bet they beat his ass after the interview for making them look like shit.

The retrial of Phil Spector comes down to jury deliberation today. After his first trial ended in jury deadlocked, 10-2 in favor of convicting him for the murder of actress Lana Clarkson, back in early 2003. So what’s it gonna be? Guilty? Not?

I’m pretty much in the corner of the prosecution, but then again I think Phil should get 10 years for making us look at his fucking hair! I mean damn! Your a 69 year old dude and you show up to court looking like this:

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Maria Jimenez, Bryant’s former housekeeper is suing the Kobe and his wife, Vanessa, for violating labour laws and making her work life a living hell. Jimenez claims Vanessa Bryant “harassed and humiliated” her by calling her “lazy, slow, dumb, a fucking liar, and fucking shit.”

But wait it gets better, Jimenez also alleges Vanessa went ape shit after she put a blouse in the washer and demanded that Maria put her hand in a bag of dog shit to fish out the price tag. When Maria told Vanessa she was quitting, she was told she “had to work until payday to pay for the $690 blouse, which she did.”

Ok, if that’s true, that’s pretty brutal, but how in the hell could you prove that in court? (smell my finger?) Now after all this we still haven’t got to the part that really pisses me off. Jimenez claims she was promised health insurance when she was hired and of course she fell ill, went for medical attention, found out there was no insurance.

Assholes! Comon, it’s not like Kobe doesn’t pull down enough cash to cover his damn housekeeper.